Not all of us are stellar employees.  Some are downright awful.  You know who I mean.  We've all worked with people like that. 

But if you're like that, how do you write your resume?  How can you put a favorable spin on slacking off, being unethical and ducking management? 

Take a break from your job search for a few minutes and enjoy a comedic look at euphemistically explaining what you've done on the job. (Caution: there are a few strong words.)




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